Blessing? Curse? You decide.

Okay, people, I know I haven't posted in a while, and I know that what you really want to see are cute pictures of my kids with descriptions of their amusing pursuits, and I will get back to you with that soon.  My time here is limited right now, and I feel I must share this with you.  For your own sake, go there, follow the instructions, and report back to me.  My only word of advice right now is to let it cool a bit before you dig in.  Now, off you go.