Sim: [to one of our dinner guests, who was at the table, having just finished her meal] Read me a book.
Me: Sim, how do we speak politely?
Sim: [indicating the direction of the living room] Let’s go.
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Naomi: Mama, I love the bunnies more than I love you.
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Hannah: [making gagging noises and nasty faces as she takes the bunny laundry down to the washer] Mama, the books all say that bunnies poop. None of them said that bunnies pee. I wish they didn’t.
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